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Posted: 07 June 2015 at 02:37 |
Fella's;
I overheard this at a pot-luck dinner last night. Guy #1 to guy #2: I bumped into my ex-wife yesterday. I remembered that it's been almost 21 years since she said it's either those damn guns, or me! Guy #2: I'll drink to that! 900F |
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Birth certificate!? He don't need no steenkink birth certificate!!
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RobertMT
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My ex hates it when I tell this one at family functions.
I test drove a new Corvette convertible, pulled out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, I pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair I had left. "Amazing," I thought as I flew down I-93, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in my rear view mirror, I saw a Montana State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. I floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly I realized, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" & pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind me, the trooper got out of his vehicle & walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go." I paused then said: "Twenty years ago, my wife ran off with a Montana State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back. "Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper. She hates it even more when I brag, "You can't scare me, I was married to the Devil's OLDER MEANER SISTER" That OLDER part really gets to her. |
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Want to stop Drunk Drivers, from Killing Sober Drivers? Ban Sober Drivers from Driving. That's how Gun Control Works.
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