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    Posted: 16 November 2011 at 07:17

It is always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

The three-eyed monster.

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A home invader's worst nightmare.

Shooting Advice:

 

Law Enforcement carries guns to protect themselves, not to protect you.

Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arm’s length and never say "I’ve got a gun". If you feel you need to use deadly force for heaven’s sake let the first sound they hear be the safety clicking off, and they shouldn't have time to hear anything after that if you are doing your job. The average response time of a 911 call is over 23 minutes, the response time of a .44 magnum is 1400 feet per second.

 

The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - and cheat if necessary.

 

Remember, incoming fire has the right of way.

 

Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it's going to be empty.

 

If you're not shooting', you should be loading'. If you're not loading', you should be moving', if you're not moving', someone's going to cut your head off and put it on a stick.

 

Do something. It may be wrong, but do something.

 

If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If you have a gun, what in the hell do you have to be paranoid of?

 

You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or use any other word you think will work, but I've found that a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much the universal language.

 

You have the rest of your life to solve your problems. How long you live depends on how well you do it.

 

You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

 

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-Benjamin Franklin, 1759
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You posted it in the wrong place BigAl, this is NO joke. All factual, all true, and needs to be heeded. What the hell good is a pistol permit. To my mind it's just bullshit. Carry your gun with the above thoughts in mind.................................Kingpin
There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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