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25 reasons it’s great to be a guy

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    Posted: 23 July 2008 at 18:54
25 Reasons It's Great To Be A Guy!

1) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2) Movie nudity is virtually always female
3) You know stuff about tanks.
4) A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5) Monday Night Football.
6) You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
7) Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter. 
8) You can open all your own jars.
9) Old friends don't give a shit whether you've lost or gained weight.
10) Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
11) When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stop at every shot of somebody crying.
12) Your ass is never a factor in job interviews.
13) All your orgasms are real.
14) A beer gut doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex.
15) Guys in hockey masks don't attack you (unless you
smash 'em into the boards).
16) You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
17) You understand why the movie Stripes is funny. 
18) You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
19) Your last name stays put.
20) You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
21) When your work is criticized, you don't have to
panic that everyone secretly hates you.
22) You can kill your own food.
23) The garage is all yours.
24) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
25) You see the humor in the movie Terms of Endearment.

RC

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