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Posted: 05 January 2007 at 13:27 |
A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own f***ing blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted. Edited by Rockydog |
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