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    Posted: 28 December 2006 at 14:44
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
 
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are
special.
 
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold
it in.
 
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign
you out.
 
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see
myself in them.
 
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in
your hole.
 
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but
beauty is only a light switch away.
 
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break
the ice."
 
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make
your bed-rock.
 
10) I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I
think he went into this cheap motel room.
 
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
 
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we
can sleep until the afternoon.
 
and.... the best for last!
 
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I
think of it, my nuts tighten up.
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