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Rockydog
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Posted: 16 October 2006 at 14:24 |
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama." The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her." The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her "Thank You" notes. She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I "Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound. It could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing, and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same." "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you." |
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I didn't see that one coming! LMAO
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