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    Posted: 28 October 2006 at 15:16
 Eight Words with two Meanings  
 
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.  
Female..... Any part under a car's hood.  
Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
 

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
 
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
 
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
 
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
 

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
 
Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
 

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
 

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;  

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
 

He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . .. They don't have time

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
 

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
 

He said . .. . Why are  married  women heavier than  single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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