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    Posted: 25 April 2016 at 01:15
Dear Abby,

My husband hasn't worked for the last 16 years. All he does is get
dressed in the morning, hop in his fancy car and go visits his cronies. I
know he`s cheated on me, many times, with young girls who could be
his granddaughters. I know because he brags about it. He smokes
fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night.
We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows
I`m a lesbian and that my varicose veins and big butt turn him off!

Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby?

Your advice would really be appreciated.
[signed] Mad as Hell
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Dear Mad as Hell:
You don't have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest
you pack your bags and move out, A.S.A.P.

Don't resort to clobbering him with the frying pan; try to act like a lady!

Remember: you're running for President of the United States, so try
acting like it!
Endeavor to persevere.
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Fella's;

Sad but true. Let's see now, the term for a man who knows
of and allows his wife to cheat is: cuckold. What's the
term for a wife in the same situation? Hillary?

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Birth certificate!? He don't need no steenkink birth certificate!!
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