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Couple Jokes involving the Cav

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    Posted: 16 November 2006 at 14:03
Well, pulled these off of www.cavalryscouts.com because they were just too funny not to...


What the Cavalry Think of the Marines

A little boy was standing in front of a mirror in the restroom at John F. Kennedy Airport, when in walked a Marine staff sergeant, dressed in his dress blues. The little boy turned to the Marine and said, "Wow! Are you a Marine?"

The Marine replied, "Why, yes I am, young man. Would you like to wear my hat?"

"Boy, would I!," said the little boy. He took the hat and placed it on his head and turned to admire himself in the mirror.

As he was looking in the mirror, he heard the door open and through a ray of bright light, a man entered the room. But, this was not just a man -- he was more than a man. He was a Cavalry Scout.

The little boy turned and went over to the Soldier. As he approached him, he could see the reflection in his boots. His eyes widened as he stared up at the Soldier's chest full of medals and combat ribbons. He tried to speak, but he couldn't. Finally, he took a deep breath, and managed to say, "Excuse me, Sir. Are you a real Cavalryman?"

The Scout replied with a thunderous voice, "Why yes, I am!! Would you like to shine my boots?"

The little boy smiled, and said, "Oh, no sir!! I'm not a Marine. I'm just wearing his hat!"

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A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that for once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted:

"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by.

" I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!"

Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God saying,

"Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Cavalry soldier, just released from the Army after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The Cav trooper hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked.
They began to babble in confusion. The Cav soldier nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the Cav soldier in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked:

"What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?"

"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole!!! So he sent me!!"
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Just remember, if you ain't Cav, you ain't shit. also, this may piss a few guys off, but why are marines like bananas?

 

 

 

 

 

 

They start out green,

Turn yellow,

and die in bunches.

Sorry guys, it had to be told, it's just a joke.........Kingpin



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Regarding the Marines 2 things:

A soldier and a Marine walk into a restroom and use adjacent urinals.  The Marine finishes, walks over to the sink and proceeds washing his hands.  The soldier finishes and proceeds to walk out the door when the Marine stops him. 

"That's just one more thing I hate about you Army guys!  You have no sense of personal hygiene!  In the Marine Corps you are taught to keep yourself in top physical health by practicing good hygiene so when the time comes to kick ass you're ready!  Doesn't the Army teach you guys anything about hygiene?"

The soldier turns around and says, "Sure we're always ready to kick ass and we stay in perfect health by practicing good hygiene.  The first lesson they teach us is not to piss all over ourselves."

2.  Just remember, Chesty Pullins was a LEG   Go Airborne! 

Just ribbin a little.  Both my Grandfathers were Marines as well as an uncle and I respect the Marines a lot.  Just a little Army/Marine rivalry.



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AW, their jarheads, they cantake a lot more than a little ribbing from me. I work with some of them and they are all nice guys...................Kingpin
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