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    Posted: 16 November 2006 at 12:09
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and
ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that?    I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence, " he said, "This is a special day for me,
I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!,"
says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he
asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence,"says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For
years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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