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    Posted: 10 October 2006 at 10:29

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an
arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway
down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop
at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and
slammed the door. Checking his rear view
mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to
see a dripping wet, totally naked woman sitting
in the back seat.

"Where to?" he stammered.

"Union Station," answered the woman.

"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in
the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked,
"
Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"

"Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked,
and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the
front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does
*THIS* answer your question?"

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got
anything smaller?"

There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rockydog Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 October 2006 at 13:09
Must have been an Iraqi cabbie.Wink  RD
When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kingpin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 October 2006 at 01:06
Well, this is a long awaited and timely event, THANK YOU VERY much~!!!!.........................Kingpin
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote OkieHunter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 October 2006 at 13:15
yep cause there are only big ole good ones and good ole big ones
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kingpin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 November 2006 at 11:10
LOL, hey Okie, where are you from originally? That's an old Greene County Pa saying and I haven't heard it in years.........Kingpin
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