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Best Line Ever Delivered In A Western

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chasing buffalo didn't work out too well for Gus either...

A few more from Josey Wales

"How is it with stains?"

"I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet"

"He might as well ride along with us; Hell, everybody else is" 

"I guess you were right about one thing. I ain't that old."


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A few more from Lonesome Dove

"A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough." Gus

"What do you want legs for anyway? You don't like to do nothing but sit on the porch and drink whiskey!" Call
"I like to kick a pig every once in a while. How would I do that?" Gus

"Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life." Gus

"It's an accident she is even on this trip." Gus
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I never noticed you having accidents with ugly girls." Clara

"Well we don't rent pigs and I figure it's better to say it right out front because a man that does like to rent pigs is... he's hard to stop" Gus




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Lonesome Dove is my all time favorite. I own all 4 of them on DVD. I also own one season of it that I never heard of. It was supposed to be a TV series, but I barely made it through the first disc before I decided it wasn't the Lonesome Dove I know...................................Kingpin
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I like the original only.I am a GUS,,,,and man am I sick of all the woodrow calls I've met in my life.

My favorite line..............................."" a plank wall wont stop a fifty caliber bullet,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but a dentist will!........................

If,,in the end all I have is my honor......it will be enough!
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Nobody likes a dentist anyway

This one was the mayor too, (lots of laughter) and his brother is the sheriff.............................................Kingpin

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considering his wife "Peach",I got a feelin' the jaw breaker was glad to be out of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,,,man what a beast!!!!!!!
If,,in the end all I have is my honor......it will be enough!
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"it's doubly right 'cause Dutch Henry is Len's brother"
If,,in the end all I have is my honor......it will be enough!
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""Waco Johnny Dean........another brave man!!!...............""
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""you never know when a girl may need a bullet....""

 

 

 

 

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"" come on in Pat......I'll warm yur breakfast.....""

 

""...yeah...I could live ANYwhere........I could leave  anywhere too........"".Same flick.

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why is it westerns have such great lines????

 

Anyone going to see the new "true grit"??

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