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Best Line Ever Delivered In A Western

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote billt Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 April 2005 at 03:39

Clint Eastwood said, "Aim for the heart Ramon, or you'll never stop me."

 

John Wayne to Richard Boone in "Big Jake" ----- "All right now YOU listen. Anything goes wrong, anything at all, your fault, my fault, nobodys fault, I'm gonna blow your head off! No matter what happens, no matter who else gets killed, I'm gonna blow your head off!"

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote billt Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 April 2005 at 08:06
Here is a question for "Fistful Of Dollars" fans. What was the machine gun "Ramon" used to slaughter all the Mexicans when his gang stole all the Gold from the Cavalry? It appeared to be belt fed, and had multi barrels????   billt
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Was supposed to be a gatling gun.
Now who carrues the machine gun in the coffin and if ou get that on who
played that character?
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Claudia Cardinale to Burt Lancaster in "The Professionals"

"You GO TO HELL!"

Burt Lancaster, "Yes mam, I'm on my way".

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Murf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 May 2005 at 16:13
Evil Roy Slade as he draws his gun and tells the gal playing the cello, "Get that fiddle out from between your legs and under your chin where it belongs"
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From El Dorado...

Sheriff J.P. Harrah:    What the hell are you doin' here?


Cole:     I'm lookin' at a tin star with a... drunk pinned on it.

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Evil Roy Slade to his true love, "I have love in my heart, my eyes, my hands, and my feet. I really love kicking."
There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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Mickey - that line is from Big Jake, when John Wayne hauls his son off his horse.  A heck of an underated JW movie with a great line - "That would cause me great annoyance and displeasure".  

What's your name?

"Jacob McCandles"

I thought you was dead.

"Not hardly!" 

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"We'll make camp here.    Right here."

The Duke after falling off his horse, drunk, and being unable to get up off the ground.

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"Awwww, now why'd he have to go and do that?"

The Duke after deciding not to interfere with the lynching of a sheepherder, and then having to change his mind when the bad guys kick a kid.

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Josse

"Are you gonna pull them pistols or Whistle Dixie"

"Around here we have somethun called a Missoui boat ride"

"Die'n ain't much of a livin Boy"

Doc Holliday in Tombstone

"I know Ike lets have a Spelling Contest"



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"You know what that was? You just had your throat cut"

Jack Nicholson to Marlin Brando in Missouri Breaks

There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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"I'VE NOTICED WHEN YOU GIT TA DISLIKIN' SOMEONE,,,THEY AIN'T AROUND VERY LONG EITHER!!!!!"    chief dan george,,jossy wales
LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!
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been a while since I read these.  thanks for bringing them back up to active.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote big open Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 January 2007 at 15:34
hey guys,who said this,and in what movie,,,"somebody left the door open and the wrong dogs came home........." the first one with the right answer to both gets to send me $5!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!
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Clint Eastwood in High plains drifter.  the check is in the mail.
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"so you say those horses outside belong to them two pilgrims huh?",,,,,,,who and what flick?
LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!
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O.K. boys I'll start it again...............................""he sure don't rope like no christian!........""what flick??Hey Bear,,,,,,,,,,,,are you sure you mailed that 5er??
LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!
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one more time.............." you wash before you eat don't you............,,,yes ,,,but I'm not going to eat his hand....""matty ross to gaspargo the indian barber in true grit,,and his reply as he looked at glen cambell'wound.
LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!
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and just about anything that passed betwixt Doc, and Festus!!!
LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!
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