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    Posted: 28 August 2007 at 11:08
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end
of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell
their stories.

'Tony, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen.

She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a
flask of whiskey,
a pistol and a survival knife.

She quickly drank the whiskey on the way down, knowing it would
shatter and go to waste otherwise and just then her parachute landed
right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.

She shot fifteen of th em wit h the gun until she ran out of
bullets, killed four more with
the knife, till the
blade broke, and then she killed the last
Iraqi with her bare hands.'

'Good Heavens' said the horrified teacher.
'What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible
story?'


'Stay the f--- away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking.'

 

 

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Good un' VC.

I'll have to tell it to my Aunt Karen.

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