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    Posted: 10 November 2006 at 00:56
One hot July day we found an old straggly  cat at our door. She  was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled  terrible, skinny and hair all matted  down.
 
We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat".   We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.  The vet decided to keep her for a day or so.   He said would let us know when we could come and get her. 
 
My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she  stinks! " He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE who wanted the dirty cat,  NOT him.
 
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.   He calls my husband "El-Cheap-O," and my husband calls him "El-Take-O."   They love to  hate each other and constantly "snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in the last word on this occasion.
 
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located  next door to the vet.   The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see him. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud  voice said, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean  and shaved and she now smells like a rose.  Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant.   God knows who the father is!"   And he  closed the door.
 
Now THAT, my friends, is  getting even...
There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Apollyon67 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 November 2006 at 13:25
Ouch!
"Those who would give up essential Liberty to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." Ben Franklin.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ash:) Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 November 2006 at 12:35
That's awesome!!!
"Fresh out the can".
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