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    Posted: 07 June 2015 at 02:37

I overheard this at a pot-luck dinner last night.

Guy #1 to guy #2: I bumped into my ex-wife yesterday. I
remembered that it's been almost 21 years since she said
it's either those damn guns, or me!

Guy #2: I'll drink to that!

Birth certificate!? He don't need no steenkink birth certificate!!
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My ex hates it when I tell this one at family functions.

I test drove a new Corvette convertible, pulled out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, I pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair I had left.
"Amazing," I thought as I flew down I-93, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in my rear view mirror, I saw a Montana State Trooper, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. I floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
then 120. Suddenly I realized, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!"
& pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind me, the trooper got out of his vehicle & walked
up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason
for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."

I paused then said: "Twenty years ago, my wife ran off
with a Montana State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.

She hates it even more when I brag, "You can't scare me, I was married to the Devil's OLDER MEANER SISTER"

That OLDER part really gets to her.

Want to stop Drunk Drivers, from Killing Sober Drivers? Ban Sober Drivers from Driving. That's how Gun Control Works.

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